[ It's much easier to write a list of demands and hand then over than try and talk to women, he has found.

Because he can't talk to women, at all. He ends up getting embarrassed, or a little irritated, or his voice gets too loud, and it just makes things worse. ]

You are far too busy for those kinds of things. I appreciate the sentiment, but I will let the professional do her job. If someone can meet my expectations then it will be an easy process.

[ ... He is kind of lame too. ]